Monthly Archives: December 2011

A Wish For A Happy Holiday Season by Jim Stefanile

957QTR6SEFR6   Please accept my very best wishes for your holiday season.  I am looking forward to my daughter coming home for the holidays from her job in New Mexico.  She’s bringing home her newly acquired skill of cooking with chilis.  I’ll be keeping a glass of water handy.  I’m sure you have family reunions planned as well and, if you’re like me, you will put aside whatever professional concerns you have and concentrate on what’s truly important. 

It’s been an interesting year and a half of publishing this blog.  I have plenty more on my mind and I’m determined to share it with you (lucky you!) in 2012.  There are big changes in the real estate world coming and I’m trying to decide how to comment on them without getting fired.

In the meantime, this time of year reminds me of past Christmases: lugging the 9 foot tree off the roof of the car and inside the house (the marks where it scraped the ceiling are still there).  After that it was an engineering feat with wire and nails to keep it from toppling.  We accumulated enough store-bought and personalized ornaments to fill a 9 foot Douglas Fir.  Then, about 4 or 5 years ago my daughter wondered why we were still killing ourselves with such a big tree (thank you, Lord!).

The little tree that could!

  A trip to KMart produced a 3 foot artificial tree which now groans under the weight of all those ornaments. 

We now have a new tradition: The little tree stays decorated in the basement from January on and is ceremoniously brought upstairs at Christmas and placed on a table, plugged in (9 foot tree worth of lights as well) and the tree chore is completed.

We also have an outdoor, lighted, animated, Christmas dolphin thanks also to KMart.   It was so stupid we had to have it and we proudly confound our neighbors every year with a dolphin aglow in Christmas lights, in a Santa hat,  bobbing on our front porch.

The Christmas Dolphin. You know you want one!

I’m sure you also have your cherished holiday traditions.  I’m also sure yours are more adult than those mentioned above, but whatever they are, they are an important part of your family’s rhythm at this time of year.  When my daughter was small, we indulged in all the traditional rituals that a child would enjoy.  Now, she tells me she very much enjoys our new rituals, more in tune with the slightly askew sensibilities of a grown-up and an almost grown-up (me).  The point is, your observances may change but the importance of the people around you does not. 

Well, I’ve managed to populate this post with not much real estate at all.  It was very refreshing.  Some of my colleagues are returning from the recent New Jersey REALTORS’ convention in Atlantic City.  I did not attend and they will be regailing me with all they’ve learned and I’ll pretend to be interested.  No, really, it’s a very worthwhile pursuit and I’m sure it has prepared them to have a banner year next year.  I stayed home and actually worked.

You may have noticed the blog widgets on the sidebar of the blog.  These are blog registry sites that I am on and if you click any of them, you’ll be brought to their sites where you can peruse other blogs in many categories.  I also have a Feedburner feed which you can explore.  You can access it at  http://feeds2.feedburner.com/wordpress/FVJF  or just click on the orange RSS feed on the sidebar that says “Subscribe in a reader”.   The funny alphanumeric code at the beginning of this post is a tracking code for that feed.  It’s a one-time thing and will not be showing up in the future.  I am also listed at Technorati.com which, I am told, is a very prestigious posting (I’m on page 28 of the real estate blogs as of this writing  http://technorati.com/blogs/directory/business/realestate/page-28/ – so much for prestige).  You can also access my blog at Technorati at http://technorati.com/blogs/www.jamesstefanile.wordpress.com .  The purpose of all these listings is to expand readership, increase Google rankings, implement search engine optimization, and to explore what other folks in the “bloggosphere” are writing.

Finally, once again, enjoy your holidays, your loved ones and friends and your unique holiday traditions.  We need these to counter the more annoying need to make a living the other 364 days of the year.

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A Tribute To Andy Rooney

by James Stefanile, ABR, GRI, SRES, QSC, REALTOR/Associate, Prudential NJ Properties

Andy Rooney

Someone paid me what I consider a great complement.  They said my posts reminded them of  the caustic, comedic essays of Andy Rooney, the recently deceased member of the “60 Minutes” tv show.

I don’t compare myself, even remotely, with Mr. Rooney.  He was a major journalist for almost a century.  I am not.  His was an exemplary American life lived to the fullest because of who he was.  Mine is a pretty good life, lived in a reasonably productive way in spite of where I came from.

 I was flattered when this person said my posts “tell it like it is” in the Rooney style.  Andy was original, funny and true.  I believe we are all better for his kind of truth-telling and that’s become more and more important to me, with age, I suppose.  There’s precious little of the unvarnished truth in most of our lives.  There certainly wasn’t in my early life which is why I’m sensitive to it now.  I don’t claim to have an objective handle on the truth but I know bull#%*! when I hear it and after 10 years in real estate my ears are ringin’.

Another seeker of truth, the comedian George Carlin, in his last performance before his death, explored the idea of how much bull&#!* it takes for this society to keep functioning and he came to the conclusion (in his usual hilarious and profane manner) that it’s all bull&#!* and it’s bad for ya. (My daughter doesn’t like it when I curse here.  How’s this, Lee?  Better?)

George Carlin's Last Act At Age 70

“It’s Bad For Ya” was the name of the act. I must have watched that show a dozen times and it still lays me out and resonates with me because of all the bull I hear on a daily basis. 

I spend a good deal of time wading through it.  I’m sure you do, also.  I encounter it in the office, in the field, massaging egos, bandaging the boo-boos of hurt feelings (not just my customers’) and sometimes keeping some of my clients from shooting themselves in the foot.  I don’t mind.  I seem to be pretty good at it.  I was even the de facto therapist helping a couple of therapists who were divorcing, in one transaction.  When you think of all the sad, angry, ego-driven, emotional situations we, as REALTORS, deal with, it’s quite astounding.  Divorces, deaths, attempts at dishonesty, estates, aggressive buyers, family disputes, heirs who can’t agree, stubborn sellers, to name only a few.  My second listing was a townhouse where the couple was divorcing.  The three of us were signing the listing papers when the wife started to weep.  I thought, “well, I can, (A) say ‘would you like to stop for a moment?’ or, (B) just stop and let the situation right itself or, (C) keep forging ahead as if nothing had happened.”  I picked C , got the papers signed and got the hell out of there. 

We generate and accept bull as truth in order to make comforting sense of what has become a very complicated culture made all the more complex by family matters.  Mix this with the emotional circumstances of buying and selling a home and you’ve got quite a stew.  It’s not only the public.  The real estate industry, also, generates manure in incredible poundage, in some cases, to persuade, motivate and otherwise move its customers along.  There’s also a cyclone of crap aimed at REALTORS by their management and corporate parents in order to keep them generating those leads.  Add to this storm the real estate training industry, the heaving behemoth whose only job is to keep REALTORS motivated.  If there was a methane measurement coming out of that industry it would challenge the output of every cow in the world.

I’m not posting some mealy-mouthed lament here.  I understand the dynamic of where I work and I’m certainly up to the challenge.  That doesn’t mean I don’t grow weary of the baloney every so often and that weariness usually shows up here. 

When I started this blog it was a rather bland recitation of real estate facts: short sales, property taxes, etc.  I did get good response from readers who wanted more information.  That’s good.  After all, it’s why we’re encouraged to blog at all by our managers and trainers, to advertise ourselves as experts and build relationships with our readers (the nasty truth comes out…).  Somewhere along the way, however, I seemed to veer in another direction, a much more personal direction which pleases me no end.  I was glad to hear that it pleased someone else.  I’d like to think that any potential customers who read these posts will appreciate that I will never lie to them and will always (and nicely) tell them “like it is”.

Andy Rooney made the same kind of adjustment, somewhere along the line.  He started out as a war correspondent and went on to practice traditional journalism until the “60 Minutes” gig came along.  He became wildly popular, even beloved, because of his cranky, funny and truthful skewering of just about everything.  I don’t know if he ever took aim at the real estate business but I’d pay good money to hear that one if he did.

Andy Rooney and George Carlin have passed away and their comedic weapons are no longer available to be lobbed at the stupid, the venal, the corrupt and the banal.  A new generation of comics and commentators must take up the task.  Alas, in our watered-down, plain vanilla culture I’m not so sure we’re still capable of producing such sharp-edged and brilliant gems of talent.  I’m not up to the job.  All I can hope to do is salute their memories by providing, here,  just a faint echo of Veritas among the avalanche of bull&#!% aimed at all of us.

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